that's only gonna help w/making babies not playing better basketball

between my pockets and hands i walked down the street juggling a carton of clementine juice, a 12 pack of laughing cow cheese, a burnt out bulb, a set of new bulbs, a set of keys the size of my fist, garage door opener, a camera, a little money, house key my glasses which i broke earlier in the morning and and apple i bought because i knew at least i'd be able to throw it away when i finished eating it,

Looking at the time right at :01 all throughout the day. There's some empirical law about it where i live pretty ridiculous but i'm more superstitious the more i grow old.